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Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
Brain: Anything you want to ask

I have a baby gate that divides my room to keep my dog from destroying my things, but sometimes I leave it open to watch him pace back and forth from my side to his side. It’s as if he has too much freedom and doesn’t know what to do with it.


urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(via sniffing)


thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth
DJ Grumbles

fucking-tiger:

girouxtiful:

tegansenpai:

savefrog:

vendant:

omensetters:

nowacking:

thegrumbliestpuppy:

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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

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I HAVE HEARD THE SONG OF ANGELS

This is very important

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

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lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

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ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

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princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

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thetravelingthickchick:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

I am not a fan of this… unemployment thing. 

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