liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(via zaceffmeron)


swiftdean:

im 15, a virgin, never kissed anyone, never held hands with anyone, and have never felt love for someone outside of family. i dont know what to make of that

(via william-shake-that-ass-speare)


slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

(via soyeahimlaura)


judqeable:


this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

(via kaylaraychel)



COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(via thorthousand1)


hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Do you think Robin Thicke would mind if I punched him in the face, he didn’t say yes but i know he wants it 

(via thorthousand1)


dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(via thorthousand1)


hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via birdhouz)


a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

(via ifindoubtbeaunicorn)


completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via thatweirdkidinthecorner01)